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IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY IM SO SORRY STUDIES HAVE BEEN TAKING ME OVER IM SO SORRY OH MY GOD I FEEL SO BAD I'M BACK FROM MINI HIATUS SO EXPECT MORE CHAPTERS TO MAKE UP FOR IT IM SO SORRY I LOVE U ALL 

dNATION: i am here i am alive i am here to promote dna 

ggukiee: Y/N WHAT THE DUCKLING

dNATION: u best watch that language little one

ggukiee: WHY DNATION

dNATION: *dNATION bc ur new song DNA is so fucking lit imma make a nation out of it. AND a pun bc um hello? its me.

ggukiee: no one asked

dNATION: IS THIS WHAT I GET FOR PROMOTING UR SONG

ggukiee: im sorry omfg THANKSSSSS

dNATION: ur typing like me
dNATION: its weird
dNATION: i dont like it

ggukiee: i mean the more i type like u the better, amrite?

dNATION: NOOO STOP ITS FREAKY JFC

ggukiee: hey im hungry and my sched is packed bring food PLEASE

dNATION: mmmm what do u want

ggukiee: chicken. duh.

dNATION: ugh from where

ggukiee: idk surprise me

dNATION: YEAH BTU THEN YOUD BE LIKE ''AAWBdbibIIFBESJ Y/N ITS NOT THE ONE I LIKE''

ggukiee: OH MY GOD JUST SURPRISE ME

dNATION: FINE BUT U BETTER NOT COMPLAIN

~magical time skip with unicorns n rainbows~

dNATION: right im here they wont let me in u better come out
dNATION: JEON

dNATION: FUCKING
dNATION: JEONGGUK

ggukiee: cALM DOWN WOMAN IM COMING

dNATION: IM DOING SOMETHING NICE FOR U DONT TRY IT OR I'LL LEAVE

ggukiee:........with the chicken?

dNATION: FUCK YES WHY WOULDNT I

ggukiee: WAIT WAIT ILY ILY STAY IM ALMOST THERE

dNATION: fucking bitch

ggukiee: i'll endure the pain for u

dNATION: for me or for the chicken?

ggukiee: jAGIYA U KNOW I LOVE U BUT- BUT THE CHICKEN

dNATION: take the couch tonight

ggukiee: as long as i have my kitchen i'll be fine

dNATION: choke

ggukiee: if it's on chicken then i'll be fine

dNATION: im no longer going to promote ur song >:(

ggukiee: ur hot when ur mad

dNATION: i know
dNATION: ur not

ggukiee: GIVE ME THE CHICKEN AND LEAVE

dNATION: FINE UNGRATEFUL ASSHOLE

ggukiee: WHY ARE WE TEXTING IM STANDING IN FRONT OF U

dNATION: oh my god ur sweating thats hot

ggukiee: fuck the chicken

ggukiee: that ass

IDK WHERE IM TAKING THIS LMFAO BASICALLY THEY MADE BABIES RIGHT THERE AND FORGOT ABT THE CHICKEN SKSKJDKSNIS im supposed to be studying i can explain mom