Grapes- they are good. Eat them frozen. BUT DO YOU GUYS AGREE THAT GRAPE MEDICINE IS DISGUSTING? WHY? Although it wasn't nearly as bad as this one time I had one that was like tropical punch or something. WORST!
Apples- the red and golden delicious ones are blah though.
Um excuse me those are the best kind?!?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Well for starters I'm a sociopath so that's something
Oh. Right.
Watermelon- these are good too. Don't try to make them into juice. As far as I can tell it tastes mostly like water.
Mangoes- these are do underrated. WHY DO LIKE 75% OF STORES IN THE US NOT HAVE THEM?!?
Um because they are expensive to ship here and-
NOT A VALID EXCUSE
But the economy-
NOPE
But their shelf life-
NOPE NOPE NOPE
And-
NOOOOOPE
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*pterodactyl screech*
Starfruit- Ok, if you haven't tried these, then I AM SAD *jumps on table* BECAUSE THEY ARE GREAT *flips said table* BUT THEYRE SO HARD TO FIND HERE AND IM SAD *falls because flipping a table while you're standing on it probably isn't the best idea*
Idiot
HEY!
I like more fruits than this buuuuut I'm to lazy to add them add so um hehe yeah
this is why you'll never be successful in life.
sHUT UP
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wOw I HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS IN LITERALLY FOREVER IM SOOO SORRYYYYYY
Idk I guess I just lost interest in it and looking back I think it's kinda cringe so like should I end the book because I'm not updating enough anyway?? Or should I Just try to be actually consistent if anyone likes it anyway idk just tell me I guess.
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The bestest foods
RandomThis is a story about the bestest foods (duh) Because I'm a foodie. It's not even funny.
