Pants.

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by yeastory

by yeastory

(This is trash I'm sorry )

Spongeboooobs pov:

I grasped my non-existent thighs as I giggled nervously. I was so excited to see my patty boy I wanted to confess my love to the star but I just couldn't he was too... perfect. I zoomed out the door running to his rock. I mounted it purring as I heard his stifled mo-(WOAH NOPE WHERE WAS THAT GOING IM SORRY let's try again)

Patricks Pov:

I laid on my bed eating da shit outta dem patties i herd sponboob moan and I got up lifting my legs up as I flew up. "B-BAKA" he screamed as my boi ran away cryinh " NO WAIT I LUV U BBY" I screamed as I collapsed onto the floor crying, " I thought you loved me my patty king I said as I whispered myself to sleep.

( I'm not going to make this into more than a page long cause its shit and I'm lazy sorry)