!!WARNING!!POTENTIALLY OFFENSIVE CONTENT!!
hi im jerome from the raw society of the feeding for the children piece.
(RSOTFFTCP)
are you having a nice afternoon? good, well, whilst you sit there on your fat first world ass, did you know that there are thousands of dying children everywhere?
look, look at this baby's corpse.
because you aren't giving us two pounds a month, you are effectively killing these children.
look again.
look at this crying, starving baby. this is your fault.
oh well your just sitting there enjoying your lunch watching daytime tv.
get a job you horrible person.
(text 'can haz burger' to 880803 to send food to a needy child(texts cost £2 per monthplus an initial contribution of £19.99 and £3 towards the unessisary bible fund))
give us money now.
look at this dead baby.
look at this wild animal, eating the baby.
(free 'deadly cougar' toy for anyone who donates this weekend!!)
watch it poop out the remains of the baby.
it's your fault.
it's your fault.
give us £2 a month now!!
(to donate yours or your family's organs send an email to orphanpradashoefund@rsotfftcp.com)
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aren't they so creative
