Maldita Overload

Chapter 1: KENA

This chapter is dedicated to my classmates <3

I am on the way to my University. Yes! It's mine! My grandparents are the owner of it so just be considerate. I have an older brother, which is si kuya Kristoffer Nyx Santiago (read as Niks). Mostly all of the girls in the University, kinakaadikan siya. Well, magpapatalo ba beauty ko? Like kuya, campus crush din ako. May nabasted na akong about 100 chaka boys. I mean, puro naman sila gwapo at mayayaman pero di ko sila type. Anong type ko? Yung party prince!

"Hey Kina! Di ka pa ba lalabas? We're here na!" kuya shouted.

"Like duh?! It's Kena, not Kina! I'm not finished putting my lipstick!" - inis ko

"Whatever! Una na ako!" He said sabay tapon ng susi sa'kin na lumanding sa noo ko!

"Ouch! What the hell kuya! Ano to?" I asked while hinihimas ang noo

"Just lock this convertible!" He sighs and umalis. Wala talagang hiya ang lokong yun! Binato pa naman ako ng susi! At sa noo pa talaga tumama! That asshole!
After forty-four years, natapos narin ako pag lipstick.
I went out from the car, at agad naman akong sinalubong ng dalawang partners in crime ko. Introducing : Sherian Maxine Sky, she is the coffee lover in our group. While Ynna Yvonne Ferrin, she is the choker girl in our group. Walang araw na hindi siya nagsusuot ng choker. Well, I, the party princess in our group. I love parties a lot! But syempre, mas love ko ang pagiging maldita!

"Thank you!" sabi ni Sherian sa babaeng inagawan niya ng coffee na kabibili lang.
We have coffee station kasi dito sa University namin. Katabi lang sa guard house. And it's cheap kasi yung hulog hulog lang ng 5 pesos na coffee. Mas bet ko sa starbucks which is nababagay sa'kin. High Quality. Tong si Sherian, walang pili pagdating sa coffee. Gusto yata nito masira reputasyon niya.
Dumiretso kami sa restroom ng University. Which is palagi naming pinupuntahan before going to our room. Naabutan pa namin ang muchachang taga linis ng girl's restroom. And I whispered to her ears :

"Naglilinis ka pa pala? Alam mo namang ayaw kong makakita ng coccus (kind of bacteria) diba? So please alis!" sabi ko sabay turo sa pintuan.
"Pasensiya na po Ms. Santiago." sabi niya looking to the tiled floor of the restroom and umalis.

Maglalapag palang sana kami ng shoulder bag namin ng may na amoy kami;
"Ambaho naman!" Sherian covers her nose.
"Oo nga." Ynna seconded
"Looks like somebody's doing the number two!" I said while spraying alcohol around us.
Maya-maya, while doing our paganda treatment, may narinig kaming nag flush ng bowl. So hinintay naming lumabas ang babaeng yun. Pagkalabas niya,

"Oh!" Sherian; her eyes widen
"My!" Ynna; her jaws dropped
"God!" Me; covers my mouth
"Nerdy TJ?!" sabay-sabay naming tatlo sinabi. At nag smile lang talaga ang nerd na yun. Like ew? How could she smile with her face trying hard to emit confident rays. Ang chaka ng ngipin! Na vo-vomit tuloy ako. At ang kapal pa talaga ng salamin!

Introducing: Tiffany Jiezelle Gonzaga na kilala sa University namin bilang "nerdy Tj" Siya ang Ms. Genius sa school. Magkaklase kami. Yes! I'm in honors class. Ganda ko kaya, di nababagay sa lower class.

"So, nagpasabog kaba ng TNT?" Ynna asked
"Y...yes" nauutal na nahihiya pa niyang sagot.
"Ambaho ah! Parang ilang months walang bawas-bawas" Sherian smirk
"Lahat naman ng tao nagbabawas ! Malamang mabaho alangan namang mabango. Pasensiya na po mga senyorita" sabi niya sabay ayos nh makapal niyang salamin.
"No we're not accepting your apology" I smiled
"You have to work for us before we accept your apology" Sherian; evil smile
"Dapat ikaw na ang gagawa ng mga homeworks, quizes, projects at mag e-explain kung bakit wala kami sa class, okay?" Ynna
"Don't you worry! You'll have a big bonus from us. If you'll accept our utos. Right girls?" I said with matching palabas nh dimples
"Yes! That's absolutely right!" Ynna exclaimed
"Plus, sasama ka sa'min sa salon mamaya. We will have a paganda treatment. Including you!" Sherian pointed her
"So, see you? 11:00 AM see us near the guard house" Ynna raises her left eyebrow.
"Don't be late baby girl!" Sherian said and made beso sakanya. Ako naman tong nagulat! Malamang. Like ew? Nagawa talaga niya yun? Hoh! God! Kunin mo na tong si Shetian. Kung ano-anong kababalaghan ang ginagawa.