I love this headcanon! What would happen if a Slytherin stayed in another House?
Hufflepuff: "I mean I sneeze and I get bombarded with two dozen 'bless you's! And if one more person tries to give me a passionate hug or asks me if there's something I want to talk about, I'm going to hex someone!"
"I swear, if I get splashed with vinegar again, I'll turn all your plants to stinkweed."
Gryffindor: "Can you shut up with all the stupid House Pride stuff! I don't care!"
"I'm not saying that I think you're an idiot, but you're an idiot."
Ravenclaw: "I'll tell you where I'm going to stick vanished objects."
"Stop shushing me! I'm allowed to talk! It's not a crime!"
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Why Slytherins are Awesome
FanfictionWhy does Slytherin always get the bad record? After all a Slytherin will only stab you in the back when you do it first... **Companion to "Why Hufflepuffs are Awesome"** (completed)
