Growing Up Arab

When ajanib try to be 3arab

...it pretty much goes like this:

*Weird instrumental music (what they call "desert music") that we supposedly listen to but have no idea where it even came from plays*

*Ajnabi shakes hips erratically*

"You okay bruv? 😶"

"Yes!"

"What are you trying to do???"

"Belly dance!!! Join me! You Arab women are hot, especially when you dance!"

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*Ajnabi tries to flirt with an Arab girl*

"Habibi, you turn me on!" he says to a girl.

Does she look like a guy to you? Ha.

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*gets tattoo in Arabic even though doesn't know what it says but it's okay because Arabic is exotic and eloquent no matter what when in reality it's probably an insult or swear word, or, worse yet, one of those "I'm beautiful" "انا حمار" things*

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"Arabs are so exotic I want to marry an Arab guy so my children can have Arab blood and so he can be romantic and prepare that red and black Arabian seating in the desert with some fire and that unique bitter coffee you guys only make and drink so we can camp there for a week—"

When you meet the Arab guy you wanna marry please say this to him and call me up while you're at it so I can watch his reaction and laugh

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"Arabian people are so cool that I always watch—"

Hold up.

"Arabian???"

Do I look like I came out of Aladdin to you?!

...maybe I did.

But hey, despite all that, they're great people who make us laugh, so shout out to all non-Arabs lovers! :D

#GrowingUpArab