If characters were OOC (and Singaporean)

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CC: WALAO THERE'S A MOUSE OMG IM SCARED SOMEONE KILL IT!! *incoherent screaming*

Speed: *chee koh pek tone* girl girl ah you want candy? Uncle also have free wifi... *wiggle waggle brows*

Andrina: Alright. So now, what may be your concern about the rate of service in this particular outlet?

Spark: *drinking 2794492762950017 cans of beer* Life very sui sia... kiasu also cannot one...

Rose: What the hell does conditioner even do ah?

Bruce: Aiyoh dowwan lah you always so bad to me one!! *totally not butch*

Spaine: wat

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