"Hmmmm..." (friend name) hummed, looking at your phone, checking the conversation between you and ITALKALOT, it didn't take much Time for her to get 'suspicious' and check your conversations after each Time you would talk to each other, just joking and throwing random cheesy puns at each other and basically just messing around, wasting time.
A month or two passed and you were forced to admit you loved the app, (friend name) was teasing you every now and then about how 'she was right the whooole time and that you were wrong' but you just ignored her as she continued making theories and stories about basically nothing, nothing that you payed attention to anyway.
And using her rightfulness, If that was a word, every time you two would argue.
. . .
"I'm back." your mother said, sitting on the couch and placing her legs on the coffee table, not minding anything that was happening between her daughter and best friend, she, unlike your father was chill, she even cursed from time to time when her husband wasn't there, and left (name) to live her life.
She looked at the mess before her and sighed, "( nickname) , (friend nickname) what the f%#*?" She asked carelessly.
"Oh hey mom" the two of you greeted, it was about time that (friend name) called your parents her parents and you did the same with hers, after you greeted the young mother you came back to your scene, You were duct taped to the couch, trying to look away from the TV, "No! Please (friend name)! Call off the bet, please!"
"We had a deal, you little shit, and I was right AGAIN." (Friend name) wore a sadistic grin on her face "Now it's time to pay the price of not getting enough phone numbers as me." She turned and pointed a remote controller at the TV.
You struggled, but to no effect, "No... god please no...!" The TV played a movie, the title card read ' Twilight '
"NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
. . .
You have to admit she WAS indeed clever but she also was annoying, no doubt.
You were now sitting on the cough in your house watching TV, (friend name) sitting upside down, reading your online chat messages when she groaned, "ugh! The screen keep coming upside down!" She said huffing in frustration, "annoying..." she added, you looked at her and sighed, "you do know that you can unactivate the screen rotation"
She looked at your upturned silhouette and laughed awkwardly, "heh heh, yeaahhhh, I knew that..." you snorted mockingly, you loved it when you proved someone wrong, specifically (friend name). You smiled when you realized something, she wasn't reading your messages, the online chat application couldn't possibly overturn or rotate, it was in the app's system, you didn't really have anything to hide in your phone but you kind of tried to delete your conversations with ITALKALOT for privacy matters, not that it was important or embarrassing but you didn't want (friend name) to turn detective mode on you and pair you with another stranger.
You two sat in a strangely long moment of silence which made you a bit suspicious, maybe (friend name) is just too focused on her game, yeah that must be it, you sighed. When (friend name) suddenly laughed, "BRO! he's totally hitting on you!!" She said, you sat there in your place shocked, she was actually reading them?!but they were deleted.
...no, it can't be that predictable, let's not jump into conclusions, great, now you're thinking like (friend name), you sighed.
"What?" You asked calmly, she rolled her eyes at you, " the guy that talks a lot, he's totally hitting on you, maybe we should meet him"
"We?"
"Well duh, what if he was a SERIAL KILLER!! Attracting people from online chats and murdering them, cases like these are popu-" she was cut off by you waving your hand in a fast motion while repeating 'stop' until she completely did so, "the conversations...we're deleted...how" you said unsure of your statement, (friend name) smiled.
