I was welcomed into the house. The door opened automatically . I was instantly greeted with the smell of bugspray and sperm. My eyes darted to a girl holding a vibrator. I tilted my head in confusion and stared at her.
"Wut?"
"Um," She said before running away.
The next thing I heard was screaming and many manly moans. What the actual fuck?
"YUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" Pewds's voice screamed and panted.
Cry's voice came next, mewling in pleasure.
I'm so done with life. I'm moving into a cabin in the woods. All the gay porn bro. It's overwhelming.
I turned the corner and was pushed aganist a wall. A girl that's breath smelled of candy had me pinned aganist the wall. I gasped in surprise and tried to push her away but her lesbian strength was too much.
"LET ME GO" I screamed
A random sexy girl ran past them singing, "LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
The girl who had me pinned smirked slightly and stared into my eyes. My instinct kicked in and the next thing I knew I was whimpering, "NO HOMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
The girl shook her head and smiled, "All of the motherfucking homo."
Before she could molest me a girl ran in and kicked her in the head.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" Candy screamed and started flailing on the ground, I frowned at her and walked past her; making my way downtown. Faces passed, and suddenly I was home now.
FIN.
