✵ Headcanons ✵
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⌲ On his spare time , he casually visits a strip joint that once was occupied with some of the well-known Justice League members , Black Canary & Huntress.
⌲ He cannot stand the sound of people smacking their lips together , chalk being dragged against a chalkboard , or the tip of a fork against a plate.
⌲ Just like Tim , he tends to stay up many nights , capable of going without any sleep for 2 days straight as long as he has something to keep him up.
⌲ If you're ever wondering where your missing toothbrush/bag of chips/clothes are , they're mostly likely with Jason.
⌲ One of his pet peeves is when someone asks how many people has he killed ; he says it's like asking someone how many times have they masturbated—they just shouldn't ask the question.
⌲ He kept the first picture of him and Bruce as a reminder of his past life , motivating him to continue on in the present and to always remember the past.
⌲ The only types of movies he will ever watch have to include some type of violence—either way, there has never been a single movie he found enjoyable or interesting to watch.
⌲ One Halloween , he dressed up as Jason Voorhees to surprise the girls back at the Manor , only to be greeted with flying high heels (projectiles Jason calls them ) and an emo Tim.
⌲ His favored person out of the BatFamily members was always Alfred.
Ever since the first day he came in , the boy made his life a living hell for the following months until he took on the mantle of Robin but still , Alfred remained to greet Jay the same way he did when he first visited the Manor.
⌲ One of Jason's treasured memories with Bruce was after a mission , having been filled with congestion and a headache along with it , Jason was told by Alfred to rest , insisting him to drink medicine but Jay detested and instead said that he was capable of taking care of himself.
After resting on the couch to watch TV , their quarrel continued until Bruce walked in , removing his cowl and joining in with Jason , telling him it was okay to take the night off.
Later through the night , Jason was asleep with his head rested against Bruce's shoulder as Bruce stared at the bright screen in front of him ; Alfred standing in the doorway with a smile on his face at the two.
⌲ Jason's secret talent is having the ability to cook almost anything into a 5 star meal.
// not really a secret talent *shrugs* //
⌲ Every time someone brings up anything family-related , he does anything to avoid the topic and will even go to the extent of threatening the person(s) that keeps the topic flowing.
⌲ Jason owns a website dedicated to providing the best service of many things , varying from many different types of pain/pleasure guaranteed.
// he's got a kink. //
⌲ His preferred sex varies but you could say he's pansexual.
// technically bisexual //
⌲ Jason is extremely oblivious of the fact that he's attractive even when others remind him everyday of it.
He's too fixated on the world and tasks at hand , believing his happiness is less important than his daily/regular activities.
⌲ He only lets Roy , Kori , Dick and Tim call him Jaybird or any other nickname.
He can't stand nicknames that resemble a baby's or
just flat out girly.
⌲ Jason switched wardrobes with Dick for a whole month , suffering 3 weeks wearing tight jeans that felt extremely compressed along with the shirts.
Half of Grayson's wardrobes either had a hole in them or were stretched out the following month , causing Jason to buy him new clothes.
⌲ When Jason is by himself in the Manor without Alfred or the rest of the BatFamily , he goes food-diving in the kitchen , raiding every shelf/cabinet there is for Damian's secret stash of snacks along with Ace's kibble/treats.
After finding the two , he switches them into two different bags , putting them back to where they belong when done with and goes to Tim's room to look for any electronic parts/equipment he could
add to his weapon arsenal.
Occasionally, he ends up sleeping on Bruce's / Tim's
bed because of how comfortable it is.
⌲ Everyone in the BatFamily knows when Jay is home when the house reeks of cigarette ash , gasoline , or gun metal.
⌲ He purposely adds extra salt/sugar to everything Tim eats and makes him eat twice as much as he usually does , stating that he's the skinniest of the bunch.
⌲ Jason hates being in a car with Grayson due to his poor taste in music and overly excited attitude when his favorite song comes on , obnoxiously just being himself.
⌲ He admits to having a kink but denies to tell anyone what he's into since last time he let that information flow freely , a swarm of girls appeared at the Manor's doorstep to ask for his presence and his ___.
// No need to fill it in since you already know 😂 //
⌲ Jason is probably the most dirty-minded from the bunch , pursuing the life of Gotham's greatest sugar daddy.
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' Damn I've never updated for awhile but that's that. '
