Flaming Hot: When I was, a young man, there's no need to feel down
masterofpool: I said young man, my father took me to town
ImfromjaPAAN: Are you trying to mash welcome to the black parade and the YMCA together? because it just doesn't make sense. It's like putting skittles in a bowl with m&m's. It doesn't work.
Chill out: It's fun to go to the blaaaAAAAck parade
masterofpool: I love you
Flaming Hot: I love you too
masterofpool: Tell the world you love me
Flaming Hot: I love you
masterofpool: Why did you tell me? I said the world
Flaming Hot: You are my world
Videogamewhore: The next time a blocked number calls, answer and say 'Jim's whorehouse, you got the dough, we got the hoe.'
masterofpool: Wait, what about 'Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it, we freeze it.'
Videogamewhore: 'Henderson's morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em'
masterofpool: 'Texas crematorium, you kill 'em we grill 'em.'
Videogamewhore: Okay, you win
Eagle ears: Why be homophobic, racist, sexist, or transphobic when you can just be quiet?
ChristiBLORP: I want this on every item of clothing I own
Videogamewhore: If you spell skeletons backward it still spells skeletons
Chill out: Man, I can't wait for Halloween so I can see some snoteleks
Flaming Hot: I CAN'T BELIEVE THE PLURAL FOR 'BEEF' IS 'BEEVES'
Chill out: What??? No it's not
ImfromjaPAAN: Actually it is
Chill out: What
Chill out: How to do the sex:
Chill out: Step one: hold hands
Chill out: Step two: That's it
Videogamewhore: Jeremy you hold my hand all the time you fuCKING WHORE
Chill out: ONE COULD CALL YOU A WHORE BECAUSE YOU HOLD MY HAND TOO
Videogamewhore: WELL FUCK
Chill out: IT'S WHAT WE DO EVERYTIME WE HOLD HANDS
Flaming Hot: Being asleep is nice because you're not actually dead and you're not awake so it's a win-win situation.
Chill out: It's like being dead without commitment.
Flaming Hot: An open relationship with death.
Chill out: Death with benefits.
Flaming Hot: Wait, so would we be cheating on our boyfriends with death?
Chill out: Oh. Yeah, I guess so.
Flaming Hot: Well, I'm game
Chill out: I'll alert your boyfriend
Flaming Hot: Wait no
ChristiBLORP: Last night I had a dream that I was sitting next to this really cute boy at a baseball game and the kiss cam landed on us and I leaned over and kissed his sister and everyone got really quiet and I just went 'well, that was a curveball' and I laughed so hard I woke up
ChristiBLORP: What does this mean???
Chill out: I have no answers
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FanfictionHey howdy hey. Okay, so warning, there will be lots of boyf riends and richjake. Maybe a few other ships here and there. Okay. Let's do this. Note: Most conversations will be based of Tumblr posts. A few of them won't be, though. Also, lots of swe...
