It's a quiet night, Sirius and James are sitting by the fire. They're planning their annual prank for the upcoming Halloween feast. The conversation, of course, took a turn. As always.
Sirius: What if we made the tables in the great hall fly! Or the chairs?
James: How about both?
Sirius: Yes!
James: Amazing.
Sirius: I know, I'm a genius.
James, raising an eyebrow: Right. We should dress as something scary so it terrifies everyone.
Sirius: Like Snivellus' hair? 'Cause that's terrifyingly greasy.
James: Don't think it's possible to make ourselves that scary.
Sirius: Poor hair care is my worst fear... second worst fear.
James, teasingly: Hair care is your worst fear?
Sirius, rolling his eyes and flipping James off: Poor hair care. My hair is very well cared for. That's what makes it so shiny.
James: Yes, your hair is amazing.
Sirius: It's glorious.
James: Don't get cocky.
Sirius: Only when Remus is around.
James: Gross.
Sirius: Says you.
James: My innocent ears!
Sirius, mockingly: "Oh Lily is so pretty!", "Oh did I tell you about the time I snogged Lily?", "Lily is just so kissable!", "I just love Lily so much, I think about her all the time!", "Oh Lily won't you marry me and have my children?" Innocent my arse.
James: Kissing is innocent.
Sirius: Bet your thoughts aren't innocent.
James: They are very innocent.
Sirius: Yeah, and I'm Dumbledore.
James: Holy shit! No way!?
Sirius: Oh shut up, you git.
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Notes:
So I added some wolfstar. Sue me. 😂 Hope you enjoyed!
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Compilation of Conversations James and Sirius Definitely Had
FanfictionInspired by conversations I have with my friend, Tyler. In which we are definitely James and Sirius
