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148 | Group Chat | Jeff and Jane

ME: oh shoot

ME: OH SHOOOOOT

JEFF: What??

JANE: ?

ME: I THINK I KNOW WHY PEOPLE SHIP YOU NOW

JANE: Ship? What's that?

ME: Pair u up as a couple

ME: Jane, you're basically just Jeff but gender bent

ME: I bet if you guys switched bodies, you'd be exactly the same

JANE: Switched bodies

ME: Yeah like some freaky Fido stuff

ME: And Jeff... every time you say "go f*ck yourself" to Jane, don't you mean you want her to f u (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

JEFF: She can shove a spiky dildo dipped in poison up her hairy *ss for all I care

JANE: F*CK YOU

ME: Don't you mean "f*ck me" (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(A/N: I'm that one person XD)

JEFF: K I L L  T H E  D O U B L E

(A/N: I still don't ship Jeff x Jane)