Grandma: Hey, look at this video!! //pulls up a video titled 'First footage of the solar eclipse'//
Me: //instantly intrigued// Oh sweet!
Grandma: //plays the video//
Video: //shows a light then a ball sack slowly coming down to cover it//
Me: //screams// WTF GRANDMA!!
Grandma: //laughs at my reaction//
Me: I SWEAR IF THE ECLIPSE IS A PAIR OF BALLS IN THE SKY MY LIFE WILL BE RUINED FOREVER

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Randomness 5
Randomi would be excited if not for the fact that the continuation from andomness 4 to this book wasn't my next post about wanting to suffocate in my matress. what? exactly.