Camp Cunt headcanons that are canon
Max wakes David up by crawling halfway up his bed and yelling "wakey wakey, eggs and Davie!"
(this one is based off a Camp Camp headcanon book chapter I saw, thought it was cute) Max gives David and all the other campers sticky notes with nice things on them when they're upset and David secretly loves them
David actually likes Max's friendship hugs but doesn't show it because he doesn't want everyone touching him all the time
Oh yeah, David doesn't like being touched
Sometimes David will slip up and call Max Maxey by accident
Max loves to write and keeps a diary like Neil does
David loves drawing but doesn't want to get praise from others, so he never shows it
A few of these are actually based off of that headcanon book I was talking about because I think the ideas in that book are cool and cute and have potential
David stabs trees when he's angry so he doesn't do any more stupid shit
The Quartermaster loves cooking and kids but is terrible at emotion showing
Max has super strong bones
I would put headcanons for other characters but they are all the same as normal ones so eh
