Me: Hi Caesar!
Caesar: Hey Jae!
Me: So I have this new segment called Small Talk and your my 4th guest 😊
Caesar: Well, it beats being last 😂
Me: So all I do is ask you questions.. Sound cool? 👌
Caesar: Go for it!
Me: Yay! Full name?
Caesar: 😓 do I have to answer that?
Me: Yes 😒
Caesar: 😧 michael jackson jordan freeman....
Me: 😐😐😐😐
Caesar:
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Caesar: Its not funny 😒😧
Me: You're right.. ITS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂
Caesar: Next question please 😭
Me: I'm sorry 😅😅 birthday?
Caesar: May 29
Me: GEMINI POWER ♊♊♊♊
Caesar: GEMINI SQUADDDD ♊♊♊♊
Me: THATS WHY YOURE MY FAVORITE
Caesar: 🙌🙌🙌🙌
Me: Okay 😂😂 Next question: relationship status?
Caesar: Married to my babygirl Jada Jeanette Freeman-Caesar 💯🔐😍
Me: Did you say married?
Caesar: Yea?
Me: Um... Ceez... You guys are 18 and 15..
Caesar: So? Age don't stop us 💯💯
Me: Aww.. GOALS 😍😍😍
Caesar: 🙃🙃
Me: Hobby?
Caesar: Eh.. I like to write from time to time
Me: Awwww 😊 Favorite food?
Caesar: Curry Chicken 👅
Me: Ohhh that sounds good too
Caesar: Even though Jada is a vegetarian, she makes the best curry chicken ever 😍😍
Me: Jada cooks for you often?
Caesar: Yea.. Shes my wife and does wifely duties ❤
Me: Like?
Caesar: She does my hair, washes my clothes, buys my clothes, cooks me food
Me: Do you do anything in return?
Caesar: Of course.. We switch rolls a lot and I take her out a lot 💯
Me: Awe thats too cute ❤ What's your worst fear?
Caesar: Jada....
Me: I'm sorry, what?
Caesar: Jada may be tiny but she's still really scary when she wants to be 😓😨
Me: What's the scariest thing she's done?
Caesar: She was on her period last week and she wanted to go to the store at 2:30 in the morning to get some Pringles but I was tired so she grabbed me by my hair, started talking really deep, and threatened to cut my junk off and sow it to my head if I didnt go
Me: Did you go?
Caesar: HELL YEA I WENT 😭😭
Me: 😂😂😂 Welp
Caesar: Anymore questions?
Me: Any last words?
Caesar: The mitochondria is the power house of the cell
Me: I see you're ready for school
Caesar: Sorry to those in school already
Me: Yea RIP y'all.. Ion start school until the 5th of September.. But say bye Caesar
Caesar: Peace y'all ✌
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Boondocks Text Messages
FanfictionOkay so I saw someone create a Boondocks One-shots story and they did a group chat chapter and I knew I had to do a book with just texts.. So I really hope you like it!
