Narcissus turned and scowled at Leo. "Who Are You?"
"I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, Man!" Leo said "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And ladies love a bad boy"
"He Is Funny," a nymph ventured.
"And cute, in a scrawny way," another said
"Scrawny?" Leo asked. "Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot. And I GOT the scrawny. Narcissus? He's such a loser even the underworld didn't want him. He couldn't get the ghost girls to date him."