me: dad guess what
him: what
me: the floor is lava, 5, 4...
him: *dosent move and keeps eating noodles*
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things people have said to me
Randomthings people have said to me/ i've overheard that i find funny
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me: dad guess what
him: what
me: the floor is lava, 5, 4...
him: *dosent move and keeps eating noodles*