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Hamiltons mom: *fucks and gives birth*
Hamilton: bitch
Hamiltons mom: im a whore
Hamilton: k
Hamiltons mom: *drops hamilton in the middle of a forgotten spot*
Hamilton: k...
Government: youre worth ten dollars
Hamilton: k
Hamiltons dad: bitch i hate you
Hamiltons mom: im a whore
Hamiltons dad: make me a sandwich
Hamiltons mom: im a whore
Hamiltons dad: oh okay
Hamiltons mom: im sick
Hamilton: bitch im sick
Hamiltons mom: im a whore
Hamilton: k
Hamilton: *sits in his sick*
Hamiltons mom: son im dying
Hamilton: oh okay ill go to america
Goes to america
Hamilton: nigga is you aaron burr
Aaron burr: thats racist you fuck, but yes
Hamilton: oh okay
Hamilton talks his mouth off for the next three years
Aaron burr: let me buy you a drink
Hamilton: oh okay
Aaron burr: but shut the fuck up
Hamilton: okay
John laurens: yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyyoyoyoyoyoyo
Im freckled jesus the second after marco bott from the anime attack on gay guys and im gay with hamilton
Lafayette: fuck yall english bitches im here for the american pussy
Mulligan: brah brah I am herpes muscleman I jerk my miscroscopic punisher to horses
Aaron burr: help ive fallen and I cant get up
Hamilton: o shit what did you fall for?
The squad: nigga who is you?
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Angelica: work work
Eliza: work work
Peggy: w o r k W o r k
Aaron burr: i want bobs and vegene
Angelica: burr your disgusting
Aaron burr: *slices wrists*
Angelica: oh my fuck its hamilham
Eliza: oh my fuck fuck shit I want that asssss
Hamilton: hi bitches
Peggy: *fucks a house in the distance*
Angelica: hi marry me
Eliza: im sad
Hamilton: oh okay *SHOOTS GUN AT WAR +420 +420 SUPA HOT FIAH*
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Eliza: i want some dick
Angelica: okay have my husband
Angelica: *makes scene hair and cries in the corner g-noting her piano*
Hamilton: *fucks eliza*
Eliza: crap im pregnant
Hamilton: lets name it tuna
Eliza: no phillip
Hamilton: tuna
Eliza: phillip
Hamilton: tuna
Eliza: phillip
Hamilton: tuna
Eliza: phillip
Hamilton: tuna
Eliza: phillip
Hamilton: tuna
Eliza: phillip
Hamilton: tuna
Eliza: phillip
Hamilton: tuna
Eliza: phillip
Hamilton: oh okay phillip
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Lafayette: Im takin this hoe by the reigns making redheads redder with bloodstains
People: large baguette
Lafayette: oh while im here im gonna rant about how my dick is the size of a baguette
Mulligan: lets fuck
Lafayette: ew nigga thats gay
Mulligan: dies
Lafeyette: okay
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Hamilton: hey laurens lets fuck
Laurens: oh okay
Laurens: nah nvm i want a wife
Hamilton: k bye
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Builds the bank of america
Aaron burr: bitch die
