The Boy Of Steel [MB/S]

Stand Up Comedy

Part 1: the ex stealer

So uh how ya doing um....Nice weather we're having here in Metropolis well let me start by asking you a question....Have you ever had an ex who you just stopped caring about for a while and then that one guy that stalks your books voting from a distance

Just sitting there waiting to steal your ex *chuckles a little* and when you start trying to be friends with her again and out of now where you see this stalking bastard hop out of the bushes and just say "Shes mine mine mine" you just get the urge to shoot a hoe.....Yeah me too *watches the crowd laugh* and uh....You just start to hate her again cause you're the one doing bad at life her she's fucking successeding in life and so I did what any normal person would do.....Shit on her doorstep and throw dog shit at her boyfriend and yeah yeah I know it was immature but do you know how hard it is to get shit of your doorstep you just gotta side hop on the way out of the door cause even though the shit is gone the stain is still there 😂😂😂

But uh been a couple months now we actually made up....I guess I mean I haven't dragged her out of the house but her long as hair yelling "GET OUTTA HERE YA TAMERANIAN FUCK!!!" *chuckles* nah actually found our daughter from another universe and we're taking care of her now she eats the out of my cereal that literally hide but she always finds it I mean what the fuck does like mark all the possible spots for where I could put that shit I mean damn im hungry too 😂😂😂 but yeah thats it for the night thank you for having me