I LOVE YOU!

Chapter 20

Once again Murdoc and 2d found themselves standing in the doorway of the living room, trying to achieve the impossible; get Russel's and Noodle's attention while they're watching tv.

"So..." the bassist sighed. He was bored with this routine. He would tell them where they're going, they wouldn't listen, and then they would call in the most inconvenient moment and yell at them when they return. "We're going to the bar." He said. No reply. 2d was standing next to him with a static face expression. "We're gonna go pick some birds up.." still no reply. "..and fuck them." Silence. 2d looked at him, questioning why he would say that. Murdoc got frustrated, he didn't like being ignored. "Actually, no. I lied. We're going to a motel to fuck."

"W-Whaaaa?!" 2d exclaimed, his face red. He was looking back and forth at the bassist and then his two friends.

"Yup." Murdoc continued. "We're lovers."

"Y-Y-Y-You c-can't say t-that!!" The singer stammered. Yet there was still no reaction from neither Russel nor Noodle.

"And then they complain that we don't tell them anything." Murdoc rolled his eyes as if nothing just happened. "Whatever. Let's just go." He grabbed 2d by the hand and led him to the car.

"M-Mudz! Wait!" 2d stopped Murdoc before he hurled him into the car. The bassist looked at him, still a bit frustrated.

"What?"

"Do you have the key to our room?" Murdoc rolled his eyes.

"Yes. This is the third time you're asking, I do have it." They got into the car in silence.

"Mudz..?" The singer asked shyly, not wanting to annoy him.

"Yes?" Murdoc did his best to remain calm since he had no reason to take his frustration out on 2d. He pulled out of the driveway.

"Are you sure it was a good idea to say all those things right in front of them?" 2d was playing with his fingers, Murdoc noticed this and realised that he might have acted a bit rash.

"It's fine. They weren't listening anyway.." he continued driving in silence, he wasn't really feeling like having a conversation right now.

"... Mudz...?" The singer asked once again. They stopped at a red light and Murdoc looked at him. Before he knew it 2d leaned in and kissed his nose. "Please don't be angry..." he said in the most innocent way. Murdocs heart skipped a beat. He looked back at the road and continued driving.

"I'm not." Who could still be angry after you do something like that? He thought.

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The moment the doors to the room were unlocked 2d run in and threw himself onto the bed. Murdoc looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"I missed this bed sooo much.." the singer mumbled. Murdoc locked the door and walked up to him.

"And you know what I missed?" He said with a smirk and then slapped the singers ass. 2d flinched at the sudden impact.

"I missed you too Mudz~ although we just saw each other a moment ago..."

"That's not what I meant." The bassist fell on the bed beside him. 2d was on his stomach, he turned his head to look at Murdoc who was on his back. Murdoc looked back at him and they made eye contact.

"You know what I wanna do today?" The singer asked dreamily.

"What?"

"I wanna take a nap, with you." Murdoc raised an eyebrow.

"A nap?"

"Yeah, coz we never really slept in this bed before.. like at all." The bassist thought for a moment.

"Fine, but first..." he rolled onto his his stomach to be closer to the bluenette. Their faces drifted together and they started kissing.

After that things accelerated pretty quickly, and 2d ended up laying on his back naked, a lot of pillows under his back so that he was kinda sitting up, his head against the headboard. On top and inside of him was Murdoc, also naked. They were still kissing, or at least attempting to through the moans and pants, while their bodies were steadily grinding into each other.

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Meanwhile, back in the house. Noodle looked up at Russel as the adverts begun. The house was oddly quiet.

"2d? Murdoc?" She called out into the silence.

"Bet me they're out again." Russel said as he stood up and walked over to the shelf. "Guess it was a good idea to buy this after all." He picked up the teddy bear. Noodle stood up and walked up to him.

"So how do we use this?" She questioned, looking at the fluffy thing.

"We connect it to my laptop using a cable and watch what was recorded." The drummer stated simply. He started heading up to his room and the guitarist followed.

"So we're just going to plug it into your computer?"

"Yeah." They entered the room and turned the light on, it was already getting dark. Russel sat down by his laptop and moved the bears fur about to find a USB port- it was at the very bottom. Noodle stood over him, observing as he connected the laptop with the teddy.

"So it's basically like a butt plug?" She asked. Russel chocked on air.

"What?!" Noodle giggled. "I don't wanna know what you've been watching.." he mumbled under his breath.

They turned the laptop on and located the right application. They played back the footage from the living room, slowly watching as the sun rises once again. Russel stopped when he saw Murdoc and 2d standing in the doorway. He rewound the tape by a minute to hear the whole conversation.

"Wow, so they really do come to inform us that they're leaving... maybe we do watch too much television?" Noodle commented. They started watching.

"So..." they heard Murdoc say. "We're going to the bar... we're gonna go pick some birds up... and fuck them...... Actually, no. I lied. We're going to a motel to fuck."

"W-Whaaaa?!"

"Yup. We're lovers."

"Y-Y-Y-You c-can't say t-that!!"

Noodle and Russel didn't feel the need to watch any more. They stared at the screen wide-eyed, their mouths open. After a moment of shock Russel grabbed his phone and dialled the familiar number, speaking before the other person could even reply.

"YOU AND 2D ARE FUCKING?!"

Couldn't help myself.