Randomness Part 2

Math: An Abusive Relationship

     Many teachers do not realise this but studies show that children who are forced to complete unnecessarily complicated math problems are 10% more likely to develop brain dissorders and die early of heart problems. One student who does math in a local school says, "Its just not fair. You know? The teachers just want to watch us suffer. This is an abusive relationship!" Clearly, students are not happy about getting their hearts broken by a paper covered in complicated math problems.

     Many teachers, however, deny this, saying that they just want what's best for our children. Experts say that 85% of math teachers have sinister intent and that if math continues to be taught in schools, it is most likely that 90% of students will experience symptoms similar to those of post traumatic stress disorder. Which brings us to our conclusion: is teaching complicated math to our students really worth it for the sake of so called "education?"

This short article was written by The Busy Bee's very own reporter, Bethany Berger. For more articles like this one, click the link below...

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