dirty pick up line he used on you

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jack- i'll treat you like my homework. i'll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
corbyn- let's play titanic. you be the ocean and i'll go down on you.
daniel- you know why they call me the cat whisperer? cause i know what that pussy needs.
zach- i must be a pirate because i'm digging your chest.
jonah- if i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

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