Aries: *fakes a heart attack even though their only 17*
Taurus: *opens glovebox to get license and all their weed falls out*
Gemini: *keeps being suspicious and stutters for no reason*
Cancer: *begins balling their eyes out over a speeding ticket*
Leo: *tries to remain calm but is internally freaking the fuck out*
Virgo: *thinks about every other bad thing they've ever done in life and gets terrified that the cop might somehow know*
Libra: *finesses the system and gets away with what they did*
Scorpio: *rolls eyes because this is their third run in with the law... this week*
Sagittarius: *runs and gets tackled HARD*
Capricorn: *everything goes well until the officer hears their hostage scream in the trunk*
Aquarius: *pushes up their breasts, pops a mint,and redoes their makeup while the cop approaches their car*
Pisces: *doesn't know what to do and has a bunch of mini spasms*
