Mr Clean got on the phone with Hitler. "We must establish a strong military force" said Hitler " No No NO!" screamed Hideki "We need land Land LAAND!!!!" "Anibadi want spagatty?" said Mussolini. There they were the Axis Powers or as Mr Clean called them "The Mean Mommy Team. Klara Hitler was a shrewd perfectionist who demanded complete purity. She forced Adolf to be the Perfect Child, and he too now sadistically desires perfection. Hideki Tojo grew up with a dead father, no land and a lazy mother, he had no land of his own, now he wants it more than anything. Mussolini's mom really liked spaghetti, so much so that she OD' on the stuff now its all Mussolini can think of. They could go on for hours about their desires, and never come to a conclusion on what to go after next, Jews, Land or SPAGATTY.
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Cumming Clean
FanfictionTrue story I was there for it trust me Chapter 1: K'ACHOW Chapter 2: Unclean Chapter 3: Plan Chapter 4: Mommy
