Reapers (Black Butler x Seme!Male!reader) [discontinued]

18

Sebastian, me, and Ciel were all walking in the hall. For what reason, I really don't know. They were talking about how Ciel dances until we all heard laughing in one of the rooms. We followed the noise and stood in front of the door where we could hear Tanaka's weird laughing. And some other voice. A voice that I have heard before, but where? It seems too familiar.

The door opened and Tanaka was drinking stuff with...with- "What in the bloody hell are you doing here you crazy asshole?!" I shouted, falling on my ass and pointing at the angel. More of a demon if you ask me, even more than Sebastian. He smiled my way and put his cup down.

"You're Her Majesty's butler." Ciel pointed out the obvious.

"I am sorry such an unsightly thing was done before you, Sir Phantomhive." He said, standing up with the tea in his hands. I blinked. I don't know what the hell he means by unsightly, it's not like he was masterbating or something.

"How is it that Her Majesty's butler came to be drinking tea in my mansion?" Ciel asked. I stood back up and dusted myself off, standing behind Sebastian with my hands on his shoulders as I squinted my eyes at the albino across the room.

"You may not be aware of this, young master, but Mr. Ash has always been the one to deliver Her Majesty's orders." Sebastian said, keeping his arms at his sides and not paying me any mind.

"Is that even a butlers job?" Ciel asked, turning to us.

"As a butler," ash started, giving off a smile before he made a dramatic pose,"it is only natural to be able to investigate applicants for an audience with Her Majesty using the Domesday Book, deliver an envelope to Lord Phantomhive shorty thereafter and relish some tea with Mr. Tanaka while about this business, conducting it during Her Majesty's afternoon nap!" He took a sip of the tea after saying all of that.

"You can talk really fast." I mumbled.

"Well, you could do without tea..." Ciel said with a deadpan. Tanaka, who was standing behind him, only laughed.

So, to sum up all the talking that they did, we have to disperse a cult. That's what I'm gonna call it. We're either gonna kill them or we're going to just get them outta there. They have the Doomsday book so I'm gonna guess we're gonna take that. Ash finally left and Sebastian said something about coffins and of course we ended up at the undertaker's place.

"May we come in?" Ciel asked, already walking into the place. I walked in after him. Undertaker was standing across from us tending to a coffin. Oh no wait...that doesn't seem like him. He didn't look back at us when we walked in or when he said welcome. "Undertaker, I have a favor to ask."

"If that's the case," the male said, before turning his head to see us. I took a step back at the sight of the red head's face. He suddenlu took a dash towards us. "Let my humble being relish this most excellent romance!" He shouted, racing toward Sebastian. The demon simply stepped away and Grell ran into a wall face first and had a skull drop on his head. I busted out laughing but grunted and stopped when that same red head rammed me in the stomach and rubbed his face into my chest.

"Why...why didn't I see that coming..." I wheezed, laying on the floor.

When the real undertaker finally said something, we all noticed he was in a pot of salt. I threw grell off of me and stood up to take him out of the salt bath. He whined and relaxed his whole boddy so he was a bag of flesh which made his body heavier. I rolled my eyes and threw him over my shoulder. I ended up dropping him though when Grell told us the reason why he was here. Records were stolen and Will is gonna kill me when I see him again. Looks like I'm never going back.