Moni: SHITTTTTTT *SEES MATTY HEALY*
Moni: FAM, I'M SO GLAD IT'S YOU! I NEED YOUR HELP, YOU GOTTA HELP ME GET FROM THE BOYS IN THE BLUE!
Matty: SHIT FAM, YOU BEEN ON THE CHOCOLATE???
MONI: YES MUSH, AND OTHER FABLES! PLEASE HELP!
Dani: AWH HELL NA FAM! *SEES LIAM GALLAGHER*
Dani: FOOKIN MATE, HELP ME. MATE, GET YOUR FUCKIN BAT, WE NEED TO CATCH A KINKY SON OF BITCH?!
Matty: OF COURSE, MY LAD GET ON MY BIKE!
Liam: FOOKIN YES MATE, FOOKIN WILL HELP YA LOVE!
Moni: *GETS ON LE BIKE AND MATTY RIDES THEM TF OUTTA THERE*
Moni: MATTY, YOU FUCKIN LEGEND!
Dani: *GETS INTO LIAM MOTORBIKE AND DRIVES TOWARDS THEM*
Dani: LIAM, YOU'RE A FOOKIN LIFE SAVER!
Moni: SHIT FAM, SHE'S GOT LIAM GALLAGHER!
Dani: HELL YA, I GO GALLAGHER WITH ME! THE KING OF FUCKIN ROCK AND ROLL!
Matty: FUCK, WE NEED TO INCREASE SPEED *SPEEDS AWAY*
Matty: LMAO, BYE. AS YOU FUCKING WERE MAGAZINEFUCKINGFACE X
Liam: FOOKIN CUNTS, CAN'T RUN OFF FROM ME, AS YOU FUCKIN WERE LG X *INCREASES SPEED TO MAXIMUM*
Matty: QUICK DUDE, WE NEED A DISTRACTION!
Moni: *GRABS A HUGE RADIO AND STARTS BLASTING THE SOUND*
Moni and Matty: WELL I KNOW WHEN YOU'RE AROUND CAUSE I KNOW THE SOUND I KNOW THE SIUND OF YOUR HEART
Dani: SHIT LIAM, AVOID THE MUSIC!
Liam: *DOGES THE SOUND WAVES OF THE OF THE SOUND*
Moni: BITCHES FEEL THE SOUND *THROWS THE RADIO AT THE MOTORBIKE*
Liam: BLAST A FOOKIN SONG NOW *GRABS THE RADIO AND BLASTS BLASTS WALL OF GLASS*
Moni: SHIT MATTY QUICK SING SOMETHING
Dani: FUCK LIAM, GET BACK UP! *NOEL SHOWS UP*
Matty: *GRABS GUITAR* SHE MISTAKES MY NAME
Noel: *GETS ON THE MOTORBIKE WITH HIS GUITAR* I'M GONNA FOOKIN END THEM
MATTY: I SEE THE LIGHT COME AROUND AND STRANGE AD IT SEEMS I'M BURSTING AT THE SEAMS AND OH I'VE GOT A WOMAN NOW
NOEL: SLIP INSIDE THE EYE OF YOUR MIND
Matty: HER WALLET PHOTOS DON'T TURN ME ON, I FELL HER HAND COME AROUND AND HER STONEWASHED DENIM JEANS ARE DARKER THAN THEY SEEM, AND OH I'VE GOT A WOMAN NOW
Noel: DON'T YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT FIND A BETTER PLACE TO PLAY? YOU SAY THAT YOU'VE NEVER BEEN BUT ALL THE THINGS THAT YOU'VE SEEN, SLOWLY FADE AWAY
Liam: TURN THAT BANGER UP!
Matty: SHE SAID "MY NAME IS EILEEN, BOY THAT'S ALL YOU NEED AND THIS ONES ON THE HOUSE, I DON'T MIND"
Noel: *VOLUME GOES UP TO MAXIMUM* SOOOOOOO SALLY CAN WAIT, SHE KNOWS IT'S TOO LATE AS SHE'S WALKING ON BY
Matty: IT ALL TASTES THE SAME *PRACTICALLY SCREAMING* BUT BOY THERE'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT BOUT YOUR MOUTH AND YOU TRY CHASING DREAMS MAN IT'S HARDER THAN IT SEEMS
Noel: HER SOUL SLIDES AWAY *FUCKING SCREAMING HIS HEART OUT* BUT DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER, DON'T LOOK BACK IN ANGER I HEARD YOU SAY
Matty: AND OHHH I'VE GOT A WOMAN NOW AND OHHH I'VE GOT A WOMAN NOW *WOMAN ENDS AND A HUGE EXPLODING OF MUSICAL EPRUPS FROK HIS GUITAR*
Noel: *PLAYS THE G NOTE*
Moni: FUCK *GERARD WAY SHOWS UP*
Gee: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY
To be continued...
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FanfictionThis is what happens when it's the middle of that night and you and your trash bae (@magazineface) starts writing some shitty roleplay while high and drunk. Enjoy bitches.
