I just had a memory of something I said to a kid in my class...
He was talking about a random girl that I don't know and somewhere along the line he said "And she's so stupid" and I naturally had to say "She's just like you (name)." the kid sitting next to me fights with him all the time, and he started laughing so hard and I was trying to keep from laughing at my own joke. all this time the kid acted SUPER embarrassed. That same day A couple of classes before, two guys asked me for a high five, this is how it went.
Me: spinning on my chair slightly minding my own business.
Kid #1: Hannah Can I have a high five?
Me: "no" *continues spinning*
KId 2: "what about me? can I have a High five?"
Me: looks at his hand. "No." *turns around*
Kid 2: Aw come on man!
me: *shrugs*
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There was another one two, I was actually with friends for this one though.
me: "Hey! you gonna tape this tube or am I going to hold it until class ends?"
Kid: "Yeah."
me: "this has got to be straight, but i don't think you can do anything straight (Name)
RJ (No, you don't get confidentiality): I haz tape, how doez one tape?
(Btw we were building a paper roller coaster.)