Still a better love story than Twilight

Love at it's finest - preschool edition

Timmy- hi babby *goes too wrap arm around girl called jess but she RESISTS*
Jess- im with bwilly now
Billy- hi *wraps arm*
Timmy- wat y?
Jess- cause he gav meh a cupcake.
Billy- a pink one
Jess- yeh
Timmy- Nooo! I will fight 4 your luv jess
Billy- fite me m8
Jess- oh noesss they fight *le gasp*
Billy- she wuvs meh!
Timmy- i was with her first
Billy- shut up
Timmy- *le gasp* u said a naughtything imma tell the teacher
Billy- dont you dare u... u poopy face!
Jess- le gasp*
Timmy- *le gasp*
Jess- Imma go change da plot by making another problem *jumps in conveniently place pool cause the plot demanded it* ohh noo i drowning
Timmy- *le gasp*
Billy- *le gasp*
Timmy- i will sav you.!
Billy- no u wont i will.
Timmy- no u wont
Billy - yes i will
Timmy- no u wont
Billy - yes i will
Timmy- no u wont
Billy - yes i will
Timmy- ok you win
Billy-yay i sav you now *jumps in pool*
Timmy- imma go after him anyway *le jump*
Billy- fak i cant swim
Timmy- lel me either
Billy- Wheres jess?
Timmy- i thinks shes at work
Billy- oh. Where does she work?
Timmy- at the bottom of the pool.
Billy- ...