Virgil has a "secret" son who is couriousity and people find out about him (like 5 yrs old) and they get anxiety to introduce him and couriousity runs to him saying hi dad and Virgil acts like a emo dad and everyone is confused and he's just like dis meh child
He can also have a husband Mabye named David idk and he's der to
I think about a lot of stuff of anxiety and I wanna see someone write a book about the stuff and I would if I didn't suck at writing
http://www.godhatesfags.com/audio/parodies.html Go to this it's funny (I'm pan btw)
Also it would be cool if Virgil was Thomas's dirty mind and inappropriate side and he's making dirty jokes and dad doesn't get it and nether dose Logan,but the others do.
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