You can Johnny my Knoxville Anyday (Johnny Knoxville Love story)

Chapter 4

You're so gorgeous" Johnny said moving the hair out of my face. Slowly he lowered his lips to mine and kissed me passionately. My hands became entangled in his dark hair. Then he reached down and began to take off his shirt. So close. One button. Two buttons then three four and five. Finally the last button. Almost there. He stopped and began to yell, MOMMY, MOMMY WAKE UP!!! I was pulled out of my sleep by Trevor shaking me awake. I groaned loudly and turned my back towards him. I was sooo freaking close. "Mommy you've gotta wake up" Trevor whispered into my ear. I shook my head an threw a pillow at him playfully. He gasped then I felt him get off the bed and leave the room. I sighed happily and tried to go back to sleep. After a few minutes I slowly drifted back into my dream like state. I didn't hear the door open and before I knew what was happening there was some flour all over my face. "Hey dickhole!!!" I yelled jumping up and coughing. Bam and Trevor gave each other a high five and continued to laugh and point at me. Johnny stood in the doorway smirking and laughing with them. My face turned red when I saw him and thought about the dream I'd had previously. "You're going to pay for that" I said walking out of the room and into the bathroom. I stepped into the shower and cleaned off all the flour and sleep. I also cleaned up downstairs because that dream had left me a bit wet. Gosh Johnny was damn fine. Everything about him is gorgeous. From his toned chest to his ray bans. I've always found him attractive since I first saw him in the first movie. Of course I was happily married at the time so I thought he was nothing compared to my husband. He could have any girl he wanted. There's no way he'd want a washed up, single, meteorologist mom. He was gorgeous and well I'm just average. I've always just been average. Nothing special, but nothing ugly either. I stepped out of the shower and wrapped a towel around my body and walking out of the bathroom. As soon as I stepped out I ran straight into a hard wall. Two arms caught me from falling. "You weren't lying when you said you're clumsy" Johnny said smirking at me. I felt my face became red and I smiled sheepishly. I laughed nervously "S-sorry" I stuttered out. He continued to smile at me and I suddenly became very aware that I was just in a towel. "Umm I'm kind've nude under this, so if maybe I could slip past you" I said awkwardly. His face became red and he quickly unwrapped his arms from around my waist. "Yah sorry" he said sheepishly. He smiled at me one last time and walked swiftly down the hallway. I laughed and shook my head at his weirdness. I walked into my room and got dressed into a black maxi dress with a skinny brown belt around the middle. I put on a pair of brown sandals and I straightened my dark hair. I also did some light makeup and walked downstairs to see the guys sitting down there with Trevor sitting on Johnny's lap. I smiled at them I can't see why he liked him so much. He may've liked him more then me. I don't think that's even possible though. "Wow M you look semi attractive" Bam said smiling at me. "Oh Bam well you look the same" I said smirking. "Yah fabulous" he said snapping his fingers in a z formation. I laughed and went over and plopped down on his lap. I wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed his cheek. "You're so stupid" he laughed. I chuckled and messed up his hair. I laid my head on his chest and smiled. This was my best friend in the whole world. I heard little feet hit the ground and run over. Out of nowhere I felt his weight on my lap. "Hi baby" I said kissing his forehead. "Mom not in front of the guys" he said in his baby voice. I began to laugh. He snuggled into my chest and Bam wrapped his arm and my arm. "Wow that is a picture perfect family" Chris said. Bam and I looked at each other and began to laugh extremely hard. I picked up Trevor and stood up. When I stood up I smacked Bam in the dick. He groaned and grabbed himself. "You bitch way to ruin a moment" he groaned. The guys laughed and I smiled sitting down on the floor since all the sitting space was taken up. "You can sit here if you want Miranda" Johnny offered. "No it's fine, thank you though" I said. "I know you wanna sit here" He said. I laughed "Johnny it's really fine" I said. He groaned and stood up. Before I knew it I was being lifted off the ground and thrown over his shoulder. "Put me down Shrek!!" I said pounding on his back with my fists. He laughed his signature laugh and threw me onto the couch. "I told you to sit" he said shrugging. I flipped him off and adjusted myself. Trevor soon fell asleep and I carried him up to our room and laid him down. Quietly I shut the door. "He's cute you know" a voice with a Southern tinge said from behind me. "Thanks, he gets that from his dad" I said leaning against the wall with my legs crossed along with my arms. Johnny smiled "I don't know you're pretty beautiful" he said winking. I shook my head and smile. "You're pretty beautiful too" I teased. He grinned widely at me. "So how have we never met?" Johnny asked. "Well I met a guy and I moved away and didn't come back, then Bam and the guys got into some bad shit and I grew up" I said shrugging. Actually this is the first time I've been back since Trev was born" I said gesturing to the room that he was asleep in. "Yah well he's grown up now too" Johnny said "Yah that's the only reason I'm here now" I told him. "So Miranda what do you do for work?" He asked. "I'm a meteorologist" I said proudly. "Wow you're accomplished" he said. "Yah well not as accomplished as all of you" I said. "Naw we're just a bunch of losers who do stupid things and make money off of it" he said. I shrugged "Whatever floats your boat" I said. He laughed and nodded. I looked up at him and smiled. He smiled down at me. Our eyes met and slowly we moved closer. Soon our faces were inches apart. I closed my eyes and puckered up my lips. I could feel his hot breath meet mine. Our lips were so close and then. "MOMMY!!!" I heard Trevor wail