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Snow

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From a fanfiction that could be found on FanFiction and Archive of Our Own. Comes a fanfiction that comes to your list of wish fullfilments...

SNOW!!!!!!

Reader: Snow? Seriously??????

Me: What? This story is fcuking grade-A so shut up and let me do my job

When you asked for our bastard that know nothing to be respected by his stepmom that is heartless to bastards, and goddamned respect is given to you.

Join Jon Snow, who still knows nothing, meets his greatest wish of his lifetime. Being a bastard that is respected by people. But the problem is that he is the heir and must sit on the most ugliest chair in the world.

But our plot is almost the same like
>Ned bringing Jon home
>Jon Arryn poisoned by Littlefucker
>The king visiting Winterfell
>Twincest
>Bran falling off the tower
>Ned Stark's head
>Robb calling the northern banners
>And pretty much everything except with The Red Wedding cancelled, Jon and Sansa gets married, we kill Ramsay Bolton with a dragon, Jon owns a dragon, and ending fighting the White Walkers

And we're pretty sure that GRRM will be pissed of no major characters dying. I mean you know? To make fans cry?

So grab 1000000000 swords, a welding machine, and some paint, cuz we're gonna sit on that Iron Throne

Starring:

The 20 characters we know and those extra side characters I simply do give a fuck about

GAME OF THRONES WISH FULFILLMENT!!!!!!

Me: You think your so smart with Game of Thrones, then WHAT THE HELL DID PODRICK DO TO THOSE GIRLS?!, WHERE DID GENDRY ROW?!, AND WHY DID'NT WE HAVE THE HONORS TO KILL FUCKING KING JUSTIN BEIBER, INNOCENT BITCH FACE, AND LITTLEFUCKER?!