ok so like yeah uh,
this chapter is kind of based on an inside joke that isn't so inside anymore. like if I said it you would probably know what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about slave boots.
so I was sent a book a while back that I can no longer find because it either got deleted or I deleted the message but it was called "slap my boots and call me a slave".
yeah.
I didn't get to read it, and I'm kind of upset about it. But I will say this-
why?
like why make a book on dyson? I can't see any logical reason to make a book on it like I cannot even fathom what that book was about.
like I know about satire [y'all ugly is a satirical book] but where do we draw the line between satire and utter try-hard funniness?
like ok I haven't read it and it may be actually funny but most deeblock satires that I have read are just shit for the sake of shit, except for deetranova which was dedicated to me [she just took everything I hated and encompassed it into one book that is gracefully shitty].
so like, try harder to be funny I guess?
yeah uh y'all hideous bye.