"Here, have a strawberry!" I said, handing the love of my life a strawberry.
The Sorting Hat glared at me and I looked at him, shocked.
Why was he so mad?
"OMG! You know I can't eat, you idiot. I don't have teeth. I thought you loved me but clearly you don't! We're breaking up!" The Sorting Hat said angrily.
I ran away, with tears in my eyes.
What would I do without my beloved Sorting Hat?
YOU ARE READING
Sorting Hat x Reader
FanfictionI know we all dream about the Sorting Hat. This is in honour of the most beloved, and the hottest, Harry Potter character. REALLY LEMON LIKE REALLY REALLY LEMON
