Creepypasta Zodiacs

Who bullies you

Aquarius- Eyeless Jack
You replaced his kidneys with livers.

Pisces- Zalgo
You refused to be his friend.

Aries- Laughing Jill
You were drunk at a party and made out Eyeless Jack while playing seven minutes in heaven( Libras are Laughing Jill and they like Ej)

Taurus- Jane the Killer
She feels badly about herself and takes it out on you.

Gemini- Nobody you're Jeff.
You would put anyone to sleep if someone started shit with you.

Cancer- Judge Angels
You tried giving her a lap dance while drunk at one of BEN's parties. You did and it was terrible. (In her opinion)

Leo- Puppeteer
He likes Zero and she likes you.

Virgo- Offenderman (uh oh bitch run!)
You are the only he hasn't raped and really wants to get inside your pants... (I told you to run...)

Libra- Dr. Smiley
You called him a terrible doctor.

Scorpio- Nobody
You're Slenderman...

Sagittarius- Splendorman
You called him gay (as in the happy gay) and he thought you meant the other gay...

Capricorn- Slenderman
You said he was a funny looking mannequin when you to first met...