Gerard: aw the baby is sad because Argentina can't qualify to the World Cup
Gerard: MWAAA
Alvaro: that's rude
Thomas: no one is gonna say anything about how we already qualified?😏
Neymar: no one said anything about how we qualified over two months ago so maybe you can stop being an attention seeking hoe?
Hector: HAHAHA I'm deceased
Thomas: no I can't
Thomas: maybe you can stop being a controversial and immature man baby?👶🏽🐍🐍
Andre: y'all are too savage for me
Marco Asensio has added Eric Dier, Benedikt Howedes, and Federico Bernadeschi
Dele: Wait a min
Dele: how do you have Eric's number?
Eric: doesn't matter sweetheart💕
Neymar : we haven't finished talking about the WC qualifiers yet
Neymar: continue Geri
Gerard: Argentina is ass
Kun: YOU ARE ASS B
James: maaaayybe we shouldn't talk about this
Cuadrado: yup, sounds like a deal
Gerard: OH NO HONEYS I haven't forgotten about you
Dele: he finna roast 😂😭
Gerard: *respirar el aire
Gerard:
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Gerard: BOY HOW YOU GONNA LOOSE TO PARAGUAY AT HOME AFTER HAVING BASICALLY SEALED A SPOT IN RUSSIA AND HAD ALL THEM COLOMBIANS READY TO BUY THAT PLANE TICKET
Mats: damn son
Neymar: lmfaoooooooo
Neymar: roast god😍
Gigi: I'm the meme god tho
Robert: I know this man didn't just
Dele: well England is already qualified :)
Dele: 💕💕💕
Isco: weren't you that guy that flicked off the ref?
Eric: that's him
Dele: I wasn't flicking him off dude ugh read the news articles
Marco A: no one has time for that
Marco A: he gave the ref the middle finger
Cristiano: okay but guys I can't imagine a World Cup without James
Antoine: yes you can
Antoine: just think of all the world cups before 2014😂
Lionel: can we please talk about something other than the World Cup qualifiers?
Lionel: we're all under a lot of pressure and we're very stressed, so can we please not bring all of that into this group chat?
Paulo: exactly, just shut up you assholes
Gerard: only because leo asked us NICELY to stop
Sergio: let's be real tho
Sergio: the topic just can't be avoided
Sergio: how many of you think Argentina is going to miss out on Russia 2018?
Marco A: me tbh
Benedikt: moi
Julian: me lmao
Paul: I do
Cuadrado: I have to say no. They'll find a way to make it even if they have to cheat😐😾
Roberto: nah, I say they won't even get to smell those airplane tickets
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Toni: y'all are too much😂
Leon: welp I guess there's only room for one best player in the world
Max: he just left, Leon
Leon: nope he's still here
Gigi: yea I'm right here
Paulo: OK IM GONNA GO
Paulo: I can't handle all of this right now
Paulo: add me back when we know wether or not I'll see you guys in Russia next year
Paulo Dybala has left the chat
Alvaro: NO!!!!!!!
James: it's crazy how I thought I would get support from you guys during these hard times but all we get is hate
Cristiano: lets be lonely together
James: what?
Cristiano: sorry I was listening to a song
Toni: I might hate myself tomorrow
Cristiano: but I'm on my way tonight
Robert: a little less lonely together
James Rodriguez has left the chat
Sergio: wow cris you're a terrible boyfriend
Cuadrado: I hate all of y'all
Sami: not me
Sami: good luck babe I know colombia will make it, just grind out there on the field and make it a day to remember
Gigi: same cuad
Gigi: we're all supporting you
Sami: we gotta show everyone juve has quality ass players that go to the World Cup 😏
Gigi: World Cup winning would be better but it's fine if you can't
Thomas: I'm so glad we don't have to stress about this 😂🇩🇪
Cuadrado: all right guys I have to go and focus on this game today
Neymar: break a leg 😘
Gerard: 😂😂
A/n I'm so sorry for not updating sooner but school has literally been F-ing me up. I had a B in AP Physics for the longest time until recently I got it up to an A and (well I can't have B's so.) Apart from that, there's been a ton of stuff going with some people 😂😏 and cross country has me knocked after school. BUT IM BACK AND IM SORRY ITS SHORT BUT I HAD TO UPDATE BEFORE WE KNEW THE QUALIFYING TEAMS
Who do you think will qualify from South America tonight?
