Im an idiot

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I literally forgot the password to this account. And to the email address I used. So I have no way to even get this account back. In the meantime. If you need to contact me.

That's unlikely. Unless you want or need to

Sell your soul

Share puns

Contact Lucifer(also unlikely)

Kill some Templars

Save the Italian, American, European, Russian, Egyptian, etc. Assassins.

Want to make Dog jokes(I'm positive I've heard them all)

Need to summon a demon

Need to summon a ghost

Need to summon anything

Need recommendations for music(Queen) Just listen to anything Freddie Mercury.

If you don't know who Freddie Mercury is. What are you even doing with your life?

Just message TheTravelingVeela because they know me personally and can tell me. So ya.































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Are you from Europe? Because Euro piece of shit.






















































































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I'll be off now.

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 09, 2017 ⏰

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