Lets be friends

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K.O. is running around the parking lot while we are sweeping up of what's left of Darrell's body

"W-Wowee! I couldn't believe-- And did you see-- And, like, it was-- It was so-- Aah. When I'm a hero, I'm gonna be just like Mr. Gar!"
Grunting, fake punching

Enid laughs at him
"There's a lot more to being a hero than just fancy moves, kid. It takes hard work. This is us training under Mr. Gar to be great heroes."

"Whoa! So you guys are training by just, like, cleaning up garbage? Well, well, I could do that. I must do that."

[The title card appears.]

Rads trying to fit one last robot part into the garbage can
"Uh, we don't just clean up garbage, kid. We also fight evil robots. sometimes."
Slams the last robot piece inside the garbage can, grunting

I raise a hand to geet his attention
"Not me, I'm for other reasons"

"Ooh, sometimes. But wait, that means more than one times. How can there even be so many robots?!"

"Take a knee, K.O."
Enid says kneeling on one knee

KO is fully kneeling

"I said knee, not knees."

"Oh, is this better?"
KO kneels on one knee

"Yes, now look. When a dumb nerd and a dumb factory love each other very much, they waste a lot of time and money making dumb robots to attack the plaza."

"Dumb nerd? Dumb nerd?! What dumb nerd!"

Rad laughs and says the name wrong
"Lord Buttman."

"Of course, the Buttman."

"It's Lord Boxman. And are you seriously trying to tell me that you didn't notice that giant evil factory across the street?"

"Whaaaaaaat?!"

Me, Rad, and Enid both laugh

Lord Buttmans POV

Lord Boxman looks out the window
"Gross."

Darrell crashes through the window
"Oh, hey, dad. I'm Back!"

"And?"

Darrell looks down sadly
"And... I failed you."

"No, you failed me! Come, Darrell, do you know why I send you robots over to destroy Lakewood Plaza? To eliminate friendship! Lakewood Plaza is crawling with friendship!

Darrell gets distracted
"Hey, look! More me's!"

Silence! You see Darrell--"

Ernesto 2199 shows up
"If I could just have a sliver of your time, Lord Boxman. A client, uh, just called."

"Ernesto 2199, can you not see that I'm trying to focus on getting upset about some kids across the street having fun?!"
he blows up Ernesto

Ernestos 2403 and 2055 are laughing

I hate people enjoying each other.

Ernesto 2403 and Ernesto 2055 look at eachother and back at Lord Boxman
"Uh..."

Lord Boxman complaons
"When people enjoy each other, they don't buy evil fighting robots. This is a graph of our sales."

He graph displays a slow decline in sales

Darrell smiles
"Ooh, math!"

"Now watch what happens when we introduce friendship to the equation." he presses a button, the graph plummets, displaying little to no sales
"See? Friendship, lowers, our, graphs! Besides, it's just plain disgusting."
then he opens a hatch to a furnace

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