This is a short Fan-Fiction. (For the Meme.) Hope you like it.
Girl: "Are you awake?" *Zerk can hear a Girl talking, but he keeps his eyes closed* "I found you unconscious on the plains."
"I am Lyn, of the Lorca Tribe. You are save now."
*he opens his eyes and he is seeing a beautiful girl with long green hair tied back into a poytail*
Zerk:"NO NO NONONONONO YES!"
Lyn:"Who are you, can you remember your name?"
*Zerk whimpers*
Zerk: "I..I am Z..Zerk"
Lyn:" Your name is Zerk? What an odd-sounding name... But pay me no mind. It's a good name."
*He whimpers more*
Lyn: "I see by your attire that you are a traveler."
Zerk:"Y-Yes.."
Lyn:"What brings you to the Sacae Plains. Would you share your story with me?"
*He seems to have calm down a little bit.*
Zerk:"O-Ok s-so let me lay it down for you, ok. S-So I was at the pub this one night, and my friend told me to drink the fireball whiskey. I never had fireball whiskey before. Then I had it...and now I'm here. I-I know it's hard to believe, I am s-so sorry, b-but you h-have a pretty ponytail, you look, uhm you look, oh g-god uhm, yeah you are just pretty."
Lyn:"Hm? What's that noise? I'll go see what's happening. Zerk, you wait here for me."
Zerk:"I-I'll wait for you anyday Lyn."
*Lyn looks outside, while Zerk is lost in his thoughts*
Zerk's thoughts: ~IT'S LYN...HOLY SHIT...I-I SAW THE JIGGLE!...AND THE THIGHS..THE THIGHS!!~
*he whimpers again*
Zerk:"Lyn????"
*the Girl comes back*
Lyn:"Oh, no! Bandits! They must have come down from the Bern Mountains!"
Zerk:"Bad things come from Bern."
Lyn:"They must be planning on raiding the local villages. I-I have to stop them!"
Zerk:"Y-You do you."
Lyn:"If that's all of them, I think I can handle them on my own. You'll be safe in here, Zerk."
Zerk:"Uhm I-I aint staying in the tent, lady."
Lyn:"What? You want to help? Well, can you use a weapon?"
Zerk:" Uhm I-I..."
Lyn:"Ah, I see.. So you are a strategist by trade? An odd profession, but... Very well, we'll go together."
Zerk:"YEAH OK, I LIKE THIS PLAN ALREADY."
*They go out together and Zerk should change his pants*
Lyn:"I'll protect you, so stay close to me."
Zerk:" YUP, I WILL! NUMBER 1 PRIORITY!"
TO BE CONTINUED??
