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"We're off the see the Dally the magical Dally of weed!" I sung proudly while skipping arm in arm with Johnny.
We arrived at Bucks and knocked on the door. "Whatcha want?" The ugly Buck asked.
"Nun of your business." I yelled showing myself into the house with Johnny following me.
"Yo Dally!" I screeched and a half naked Dally walks down stairs.
"Hi?" He said in a more questioning tone than a greeting tone.
"Yo what's it do? Mr.Johnny Cade killed the ugly Soc Boob and then came out as a gay! How was your day?" I happily explained.
"Did you smoke some of my weed?" He asked me.
"I don't know. Did I?" I got smart.
"What you horse?!" He beat the shit outta me again and boy did it ever hurt.
"Dal we need money." Johnny spoke up.
Blah blah blah Dally gave us a gun and $50.00 so we were off.
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Me and Johnny were playing pat-a-cake and it was getting lit as fuck but then Johnny gave me a diamond ring and I told him to shove it up his ass but he insisted I keep it so imma pawn it.
But after all that Dally showed up. "Hi jerk!" I yelled still mad about how he keeps kicking my ass into next year.
"Shut up." He yelled at me.
"Here is a note from SodaPoo." He said. SodaPoo? Okay then.
Dear Poopyboi,
I'm already hating this letter.
I hate you. Don't come home you're extremely annoying and stupid and ugly. Also you smell bad take a shower. Thanks. Now Darry said if you ever come back home he's gonna kill you so imma record that but it's nice without you. So anyways later loser. Tell Johnny to fuck himself.
Don't come home,
SodaPoo.
"Ummm okay?" I sighed. I though SodaPoo was nicer than that but oh well.
"So get this the police think you're in Windrixville. Windrixville man." Dally told us.
"We are in Windrixville..." I explaied.
"Ohhhh yeah. Oh well are you guys hungry?" Dally asked changing the subject.
Dally is stupid like I thought he could help us but noooooooo. "Yeah we are hungry." Johnny spoke.
On the way Dally ran over 6 kids, 23 adults, and 70 elderlys. Which is a BIG improvement from last time.
We got food and we're eating. "Om nom nom." Johnny kept eating like that and it was pissing me off.
"Nom nom nom." I swear I'm gonna kill him. "NOM NOM NOM!" That's it. I grabbed him by the neck and strangled him.
Dally was recording it and Johnny was crying like a little baby. It was hilarious. I let go of him and threw my sandwich on the ground.
"What was that for?!" He literally screamed at me. "You're fucking annoying." I spat.
"No I mean why'd you waste a perfectly good sandwich?" He asked.
"I don't know." Is all I could think to say. "That ugly fake Soc from the movies is our spy. She sure does hate me." He laughed.
After we ate food all day we went back to the church and it was in flames. Dally started playing this girl is on fire and me and Johnbon ran in.
