That Awkward Moment When... OUAT Edition

Never again

That awkward moment when someone says the name of a fairy tale character and these are your reactions:

Peter Pan: *runs away screaming no* "He's dead. He's dead. He can't kill anyone because he's dead." *curls up into a ball on floor*

Evil Queen: "No! She's not evil! You are, go away!"

Queen of hearts: "Cora is gone and it will stay like that"

Snow White: Stupid. At the moment. HE'S TRYING TO HELP YOU, STOP TREATING KILLIAN LIKE THE PIRATE HE USED TO BE!!!

Prince Charming: see above ^

Rumplestiltskin/the beast: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT NAME?!? HE TRIED TO KILL ROBIN'S SON!!! I mean, he just lost his own son, so does that mean he's gonna start killing everyone else's? Someone needs to hide Henry before that kid gets kidnapped. AGAIN.

Captain Hook: Sexy beast (the other person looks at you like what?!?)

Maleficient: "who? Oh, that dragon lady? Yeah, she's dead too,"

Wicked witch of the west: Wiked which b*tch. That's all. WHO AM I KIDDING!!?!? WTF IS WRONG WITH HER I THINK I HATE HER MORE THAN PAN!!!!!

WARNING: THE OTHER PERSON WILL REALLY THINK YOU'RE INSANE, BUT LIKE I SAID IN A PREVIOUS CHAPTER, YOU DID'NT LOSE YOUR MIND, NOW YOU HAVE TWO!!!!!!!!!