NOT AN UPDATE
sorry to scare y'all. today i learned that 50% of you are from Australia?
what's it like down there? how many spiders are in your room right now? are these words upside down? oh wait, let me translate this for you guys:
soɹɹʎ ʇo sɔɐɹǝ ʎ,ɐll˙ ʇopɐʎ ᴉ lǝɐɹuǝp ʇɥɐʇ ϛ0% oɟ ʎon ɐɹǝ ɟɹoɯ ∀nsʇɹɐlᴉɐ¿ ʍɥɐʇ,s ᴉʇ lᴉʞǝ poʍu ʇɥǝɹǝ¿ ɥoʍ ɯɐuʎ sdᴉpǝɹs ɐɹǝ ᴉu ʎonɹ ɹooɯ ɹᴉƃɥʇ uoʍ¿ ɐɹǝ ʇɥǝsǝ ʍoɹps ndsᴉpǝ poʍu¿
(i swear i love you guys im just trying to be funny please dont hate me)
(also, shoutout to the 25-35 year old's who are on wattpad and also read this book for some reason. you big weirdos. (just kidding i love all of you please dont be mad))
YOU ARE READING
Save us Sister Daniel
PoetryThe group chat tried predictive text and gave me permission to publish it since some were oddly profound.