Firestar: Hey, Graystripe, I just became leader!
Graystripe: That's paw-some, Firestar!
Firestar: ...What?
Graystripe: You deserve it! You're always so paw-sitive and smart!
Firestar: What are you doing?
Graystripe: It's just so claw-some to be leader!
Firestar: Stop
Graystripe: Oh paw-lease, Firestar. We all know you deserve it.
Firestar: I'm leaving now
*Firestar goes to talk to Sandstorm about his life choices*
Graystripe:
Graystripe:
Graystripe: What a cat-itude!
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Warrior cats spoofs
FanfictionThese are random jokes I know or made up by mwah played by warrior cats. I hope it makes you laugh as much as they I did when I rather read or made up these jokes did. Keep in mind I don't want to offend anyone if I use a cat for a stupid character...