If you were black and sick, this shit right here was always the answer
For example
"Ma my head hurts"
"Drink some ginger ale""Ma I'm shitting bricks"(I wish I fucking would, DONT FUCKING TRY THIS AT HOME)
"Drink some ginger ale""Ma I have have internal bleeding"
"Ginger ale""Ok"
"Ma I broke my leg"
"See if you wasn't on that phone it wouldn't have happened""I was playing ball tho"
"Child whatever drink some ginger al-"
"-BÏTCH what the FUCK is some ginger ale gone do. My leg is hanging bïtch,it's dangling from my skin,the shit is turned sideways,my foot is faced backwards.looks like some ancient Chinese foot binding was done to me and shit . How the fuck ginger ale gonna help me huh?"".......Child I don't know who the fuck your talking like that cause I'll beat your fucking ass with your broken leg then break the other fucking one *throws ginger ale bottle at me" Now if I said drink the fücking ginger ale DRINK THE MOTHERFÜCKING GINGER ALE"
"Yes ma'am"