Fairy Tail Got Texting

Mavis and Zeref ft. Hamilton: the Musical

Mavis: FINALLY WERE HERE!!

Zeref: meh

Mavis: oh zeref! Isn't it exciting! We're in a book!someone is reading this right now!

Zeref: your a ghost how can you even type, wouldn't your hand just go right threw the keyboard?

Mavis: ....

Zeref: oh forget it.

Mavis: hello people reading diss!

Zeref: Mavis, seriously. What did I say about breaking the 4th wall.

Mavis: that if I do it to often it could rip my existence for  the world?

Zeref: no I said-

Mavis: no you said it would rip my existence from the world.

Zeref: no I said-

Mavis: YOU SAID IT WOULD RIP MY EXISTENCE FROM THE WORLD!!!!!

Zeref: Let Me Finish Woman!

Mavis: fine.

Zeref: I said that it would ruin the plot if the story and THEN rip your existence from the world.

Mavis: I WAS RIgHt! I WIn!

Zeref: there's no winning against you is there?

Mavis: nope.

Zeref: I give up. You will never be satisfied.

Mavis: I WILL NEVER BE SATISFIEEEDDD! (Hamilton ref)

Zeref: agrh I have had enough of that hamilton stuff you keep screaming about!

Mavis: where be the hamilton fans in dis boook?

Zeref: there's no one here Mavis.

Mavis: What time is it?

Zeref: Lunch Time?

Mavis: SHOW TIME

Zeref: you are the worst

Mavis: Burr!

Zeref: what?

Mavis: ok, one more and I'm done.

Zeref: ...

Mavis: imma take that as a yes!

Zeref: -_-

Mavis: Zeref Tell me a secret!!!

Zeref: No!? Why!?!

Mavis: pwetty pwease?

Zeref: .... fine. If you promise not to tell another soul what you hear.

Mavis: no one else was in the room where it happened....

Zeref: is that a yes?

Mavis: uh... yes.

Zeref: ok.... well...

Mavis: oh, you don't actually have to tell me one of your secrets I was just using you for my hamilton reference.

Zeref: YOU USER ME!?! I FEEL BETRAYED!!!

Mavis: The Reynolds Pamphlet. ...I hope that you...BUURRN!

Zeref: I don't find this funny. 😡

Mavis: *mutters* Drama queen.

Zeref: I will destroy you with my army!!!

Mavis: Fangirls Don't Count!

Zeref: ... crap ... then I'll fight you one on one

Mavis: It's the TEN DUEL COMMANDMENTS

Zeref: staph with da hamilton refrences!

Mavis: Can we agree that duels are dumb and immature?

Zeref: That's it I'm leaving!

---USER DARK_WIZARD-LORD HAS LEFT THE CHAT---

Mavis: well.... ya know wut... imma find someone who appreciates my Hamiltoness

---USER FAIRY-GUILD_MASTER ADDED DEMON_DRAGNEELCHILD TO THE CHAT---

Mavis: Son!

Larcade: Don't call me son.

Mavis: this war is hard enough without infighting.

Larcade: well, I'll never be satisfied.

Mavis: can you believe your father doesn't like hamilton.

Larcade: one sec

--USER DEMON_DRAGNEELCHILD ADDED DARK_WIZARD-LORD  TO THE CHAT---

Larcade: have you seriously been telling her that you hate hamilton?

Zeref: ... yes ...

Mavis: wait I'm confused

Larcade: Watch this, Join the cult father!

Mavis: Yesssss join us!

Zeref: ..... I don't know how to 'say no to this'

Mavis: whhhaaa?!?!

Larcade: closet hamilton lover.... *sigh* shameful

Zeref: What can I say except your welcome?!

Mavis: YAAASSSSSSSSS 

Larcade: ok maybe we should get back to the original story.

Mavis: where's the fun in that?

Zeref: it's not supposed to be fun, it's your job.

Mavis: I don't wannna!!!!

Larcade: I'm not dealing with this.

--- USER DEMON_DRAGNEELCHILD HAS LEFT THE CHAT---

Zeref: ok back to the plot!

Mavis: don't you like die or something?

Zeref: I'll have to read the script again. But even if I do, we have no control-

Mavis: who lIVEs, wHo DiEs, WHO TELLS YOUR STORY!!!

Zeref: Too much. Bye.

--- USER DARK_WIZARD-LORD HAS LEFT THE CHAT---

Mavis: well... fine... be that way. I'll guess I'll stay here and make puns by myself you big meanie.