Black cat x male reader x Catwoman

Chapter 5: An Univited Guest part 1

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You and the girls where walking around the aquarium (But why you ask well let's go back 5 minutes)
(Flashback- 5 minutes ago)
At the house
You were sitting bored staring at the tv and Black cat was scratching your legs also bored when Catwoman came in
Catwoman: Hey!
Both: Oh hi! *says boredly*
Y/N: What's got you all excited?
Catwoman: I got tickets *shows tickets* To the aquarium
Black cat: Really...how many? *glares slightly*
Catwoman: 3!
Y/N: How did you get 3 tickets? *stares intimidating* (you are the one intimidating her)
Catwoman: *looks away* Whatever do you mean? *says innocently*(Judge: *bangs hammer* Guilty!)
Black cat: You stole them from a family of three didn't you
Catwoman: No! *lies*
(Flashback- 2 minutes ago)
Catwoman puts her hand sneakly into the man's back pocket and pulls out not 1 not 2 but 3 tickets
(Now)
Y/N: I just can't believe I'm not arresting you or punishing you, but I'm bored so yeah
Black cat: Oh look a catfish *points to catfish* (Warning! Catfishes are not cats)
Y/N: Cool! *stares interestedly*
Catwoman: *purrs and leans against you* I can be your catfish! *smirks*
You stare blankly and shake you head
Y/N: That doesn't make sense, your not even part cat and catfish are not cats and stop leaning against me that's lazy *pushes her off*
Catwoman: Hey!, just remember who got those tickets!
Black cat: Not you!
Y/N: A family of 3 who actually bought them
Black cat: Yeah a poor husband and wife and kid, a poor, poor family
Catwoman: *stares* well...umm..shut up! *looks away annoyed*
After hours of wandering round the aquarium you finally found a octopus (fortunately not the doctor kind)
Catwoman: Well that's not creepy!
Black cat: Its all wriggley *states*
Y/N: *Stares at girls* Its an ordinary flesh octopus that does not have robotic, metal and dangerous tentacles and this octopus isn't a doctor...hopefully *smirks*
Girls: Shut up!
Black cat: Don't scare us like that!
Catwoman: That's mean!
(Flashback- 3 months ago)
You where at a warehouse surrounded by criminals (whatever will he do)
You pulled out your pipes (some of you who question pipes, well there not batons but they look cooler(to me) and I don't mean lead pipes, I mean general pipes)
You charged at one and smashed his face against the wall knocking him out and two ran at you from behind with knives but you blocked their knives with your pipes and kicked one in the privates and headbutts the other(no auto correct not mother...other)
and the last two pull out guns and aim at you and were about to pull the triggers when two girls jumped down of a roof and knocked them out and they smiled at you
Catwoman: Hey!
Black cat: Misses us? *grins*
Y/N: *stares blankly* No!
Girls: What! *pouts*
Y/N: *smirks* only kidding, come here!
The two girls came over and hugged you, you tied the criminals and called the cops
Y/N: So what brings you by?
(Sorry I can't resist...next sentence)
Black cat: Just thought we'd drop by *grins*
Catwoman stares at her
Y/N: Just no, no! *says disappointedly*
Black cat: Sorry *scratches back of her head*
Suddenly doctor octopus jumped down(god dammit use the bloody door or window, but they are not inside a building...shut up!)
Doc Oc: *laughs evily* Hello, you must be the hero I heard about!
Y/N: Nope, I'm just a random bystander who just accidentally best all these criminals up and than the rope slipped out my hand and tied them all up *says sarcastically*
Doc Oc: Sarcasm! *glares* Well its an improvement
Catwoman: Improvement? *asks confused*
Black cat: You mean from spiderman, right?
Doc Oc: Correct! That darn bug kept messing up my plans and kept on with those effences and terrible jokes like "if your an octopus how come you only got 4 tentacles" *says in mockingly voice*
Catwoman: Than why do you have only 4 tentacles when octopus have 8?
Black cat: Good question!
Doc Oc: Shut up! I have come here to kill the hero and build an army of octobots in this city and.... Where is he? *shouts furiously*
Catwoman: Huh....where did he go?
Black cat: I don't know!
Doctor Octopus climbs up to the roof to get a high point and find you but no luck when suddenly all his fake arms broke off and that caused him to fall and you caught him and threw him down and grabbed the pipes that you threw to break his tentacles
Y/N: *ties him up* That was easy!
Catwoman: Yeah, well done love! *waves hands in air* (like an idiot)
Black cat: It seems too easy...wait look out!
Suddenly an explosion exploded knocking the three of you back into the wall
Doc Oc: I all return for my vengeance and I will not be alone
*escapes with octobot*
Y/N: Dam!
(Now)
Y/N: It took us a month to find him, it was a pain
Black cat: It took longer to find him with spiderman
Catwoman: We still got him, right? That's a win in my book! *smiles*
You stare at her and shake your head
The end
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