Pewdie: How's it going, bros? My name is Pewdiepie. And welcome to--
Me: *hurrily enters the room and kick Pewdie in the face*
Pewdie: Ouch! Why did you do that for? *touches his face*
Me: You're repeating your intros. We already have one so stop repeating it.
Pewdie: Sorry. What are we going to do today?
Me: You're going to explain the rules of this book. On how to request dares, ask questions and other things they need to do.
Pewdie: What do you mean?
Me: You really don't know what to do?
Pewdie: *processing*
Me: *glares at Pewdie*
Pewdie: *still processing*
Me: Oh for crying out loud!! *leaves the room*
Pewdie: Oh I get it, Ces. Ces? *turns back to find Ces but fails* Ok bros. Here's what you're going to do. In order for Ces, actually she's the author of this book, she already told you? Shit. Again, in order for Ces to accept your challenges so I can do it, you need to comment below, message her personally, or leave a message on her message board.
Me: *returns to the room, holding a can of coke* Did you already discuss the steps?
Pewdie: Yep. I got it fucking right.
Me: *sits down* Good. *opens her iPhone and clicks her Wattpad app* Lemme check if we had nailed it. *super surprised face* 5 notifications already?! (A/N: THIS IS JUST A JOKE, OK?) *keeps increasing* Pewdie, HELP!!
Pewdie: *leaves the room to play Slender*
Me: *phone hangs* NO!!!! I need to reboot this again. Oh, well. Make sure to add, vote and comment. Okay? It's understood. *leaves the room*
YOU ARE READING
Pewds Does Everything
FanfictionPewdie: How's it going, bros? My name is PEWDIEPIE Me: My name is Ces. Pewdie: And welcome to... *Pewdie and Ces stare at each other then return their eyes to camera* Pewdie and Ces: *does a crazy pose* FRIDAYS WITH PEWDIEPIE!! *returns to their sea...
