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Part 109

GODDAMN, PEOPLE ARE HYPOCRITES!
Ella

Woah, what's the matter?
Nagisa

okay, so you know how everyone thinks/knows (i don't care) that levi and mikasa are blood related?
Ella

Yeah?
Nagisa

well, all of the sickos that ship 15-year-old eren and 30something-year-old-levi always take this 'moral highground' and say "if mikasa and eren date it would be incest" (it fucking wouldn't be but we'll talk about that another day)
Ella

Stop swearing! My mum wants to start reading our texts to make sure you're not being inappropriate! I've already had to delete the majority of our conversations!
Nagisa

well, they're on the internet, so you're pretty fucked
Ella

anyway, if eren and mikasa were related, because mikasa and levi are related, that would mean levi and eren are related!
Ella

SO NOT ONLY IS IT PEDOPHILIC, IT'S ALSO INCESTUOUS BY THEIR IDIOTIC 'EREN AND MIKASA ARE RELATED' LOGIC!
Ella

Don't forget, the legal age in Japan is 14.
Nagisa

and that's another thing they say, but guess what?
Ella

IF YOU'RE FOLLOWING THE LOGIC THAT THE PLACE THE WALLS ARE LOCATED FOLLOW THE SAME LAWS AS THE COUNTRY THEY'RE LOCATED IN (WHICH MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE), THEN THAT STILL DOESN'T APPLY BECAUSE THE WALLS ARE LOCATED IN GERMANY!
Ella

i think...
Ella

AND ANYWAY, THEY PROBABLY JUST FOLLOW THEIR OWN LAWS THEY MADE!
Ella

AND BEFORE YOU GIVE ME THE WHOLE 'well it takes place in 850 and back then people often married off their children at young ages' BULLSHITE, THEN LET ME ALSO BE IMMORAL BY SAYING THIS:
Ella

IT WOULD BE GAY! AND BACK THEN, PEOPLE DIDN'T LIKE GAYS! BUT GUESS WHAT THEY DIDN'T CARE ABOUT?
Ella

INCEST! AND YOU BELLENDS ALWAYS SAY THAT EREN X MIKASA IS INCEST!YOU'RE STUPID SHIP AND YOUR STUPID REASONING FOR SHITTING ALL OVER THE DECENT SHIP DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE IN REAL LIFE OR THE ANIME! SUCK. MY. BALLS!
Ella

I don't even ship Eren and Levi...
Nagisa