Brendon and Ryan were like soooooooo high on acid so they became Jehovah's witnesses. They preached to everyone about how being gay was the passage to heaven. They even demonstrated a lil if ya know what I mean. But one day, that had a fight.
"You look like this," said Brendon.
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Ryan was sad, so he went into their room to cry milk. Ryan slowly picked up his phone and texted the thing that would probably end their relationship forever.
"Oh yeah? You look like this!" Ryan texted back, almost regretting his choice. All of a sudden, the finger chip God appeared in front of him and danced on a pole for half an hour.
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Brendon was expecting to get an apology but instead received that. Brendon slammed open the door to their bedroom and grabbed Ryan and sh👀k him.
"WAKE THE FUCK UP ITS ALL FAKE," Brendon yelled.
Then Ryan came back from his high and collapsed. After, well, you know what happens next.
